Saturday, 3 September 2011

When clicking the button "Re-share" means "Don't Kill Me"

" Now that your reading this you can't stop... In other words, don't roll your eyeballs away... This is a story that involves a 5 year old girl who was playing in the park when she fell off the swing and a plane crash landed on her. Now you have 10 minutes to forward this to 4,59,31,120 friends or else that girl will come on that same plane and throw you off a swing "

LOL, does something like this sound familiar?? Stuff like this spreads like wildfire over the internet. It's shocking how many people actually believe this good-for-nothing time wasters. There are some really ridiculous ones that are going around... I found this on my Google Buzz page the other day...


This is a screenshot from one of the most scariest videos of all time - Rebecca Black's FRIDAY.
Now, seems to be made even more scary for some... 

If your interested in enlarging that picture in the screenshot, this is it -> https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-8lDkczJpj6A/TjSTRfc-A7I/AAAAAAAABIM/zyVgLm7eAr0/tumblr_lhzp1lA5m41qe42ijo1_500.jpg

Anyway, at first I was looking for the circle around Rebecca... considering her to be the scary one... cause just once I heard that song of her's and it stayed in my head for the rest of the day.. (or it seemed like forever to me!) ...

Oh boy, but the internet is full of such other crap! I received this other Email a few months ago....


HAH! But they sure can't enter my room!! For one thing, there's no place for 4 people to come in thanks to all the mess...
And the other, I'm wide awake at midnight. And I have my baseball bat right below my bed.


Then again, the addresses of all 3 mentioned in the email, lead straight to a "No Such Place Exists" error on Google Maps... 


And there are Emails like this -> 


a girl was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broken from hitting the ladder, and then the side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone.
That morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broken and his face skin peeled off. Even google her name- you'll findthis to be true If you don't repost this saying 'THEY PUSHED HER!!!' Then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in a sewer send to EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST.



This is one of the most LOLs of all time... (at least for me!)..  Get this - 

The word "SUBMERGED" is used in the second line. Read the sentence. "When she didn't submerge the police were called?????!!!!!" The word SUBMERGE means to descend below the surface of an area of water ... ...  so when she DIDN'T submerge, the police were called??! ...
Now as you can see, instead of writing "emerge"  the writer of this fake story, writes "submerge" ... He clearly needs to brush up his knowledge on English word meanings..
Now comes the laughing shower... This girl is spying on people damn it! xD


and then the mother getting up in the middle of the night thanks to a loud noise... .. .. hmm.... I guess the shower finally gave away due to the girl's weight.


And her son to be found in a sewer the next morning. His face skin peeled off... Yeah, this shows there wasn't enough space for him to fit through that shower...



Google her name! Don't let the image results scare you... They aren't of that girl. They're taken from other movies like THE GRUDGE, EXORCIST and THE RING... But anyway, one website says that there's no evidence of a girl by that name ever living, let alone having any of this happen to her. 



Apparently this ghost seems to be embedded in cyberspace too don't you think? Yeah, I guess sewers went out of fashion so she decided to go to the world wide web.. Well, she's keeping track of this Email, seeing whose not sending it and then mysteriously transports them to a sewer!? I swear she's getting a speed of 10PPS down there... (10 People Per Second)


LOL and I love the ending lines of this Email...! " Or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in a sewer "... lol.. "Where am I?"  ... must have had a real crappy dream eh? 
Also the "Carmen will get you... either from the sewer, the toilet, the shower... " From the toilet!? Seriously...? Can't imagine what her face might look like... Next time I sit down to crap and she comes from below, GOD HELP HER.

And there's much more ridiculous stories like these that are going around even right now as your reading this... And I bet somewhere right now there's another idiot whose writing a similar story all ready to cause another chain-mail... The point is, none of this is ever true. Nothing like this could ever happen! Any sort of death or incident like this, were it to happen in real life, would not be sent off with such reckless abandon in the form of a chain letter. It’s the kind of campfire stories that have been told for decades, and while it’s fun to sit with your friends and scare each other, there’s no truth behind any stories like these.

So please! Next time you receive such a garbage, instead of clicking "FORWARD" just next to it is a button called "DELETE" .... How about clicking that button instead?


NOW SHARE THIS OR ELSE I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AT MIDNIGHT AND SHARE IT VIA YOUR COMPUTER.


PS- MWAHAHA!



PPS - ... if u really clicked "SHARE" because of the above statement...,