Friday, 1 July 2011

Profession-o-phobia....

I was wondering the other day.. How would it be if,

The Wright brothers had acrophobia ... fear of heights...
If a lift man had claustrophobia... .. fear of closed places...
If a pest control guy had acarophobia... fear of insects that cause itching...
If your house-keeper had amathophobia... fear of dust...
If a airport control tower guy had anablephobia ... fear of looking up...
If your teacher for your positive thinking lecture had triskaidekaphobia... fear of the number 13...
If your new born baby had ambulophobia ... fear of walking..
If your gardener had anthrophobia ... fear of flowers...
If your fire-fighter had arsonphobia ... fear of fire..
If your hypnotist had ophthalmophobia... fear of being stared at...
If Stephen Hawkings had astrophobia... fear of stars or celestial space..
If your paramedic had hematophobia ... fear of blood...
If Osama Bin Laden had hoplophobia.... fear of firearms..
If your tour guide had xenophobia... fear of strangers or foreigners
If your landlord had orthophobia .. fear of property..
If your driving teacher had amaxophobia .. fear of riding in a car...
If your mechanic had ochophobia ... fear of vehicles...
If a stand up comedian had gelotophobia ... fear of being laughed at..
If Albert Einstein had gnosiophobia .. fear of knowledge..
If your lawyer had dikephobia ... fear of justice...
If your barber had chaetophobia ... fear of hair..
If Santa Clause had chionophobia ... fear of snow..
If the Miss Universe judge had caligynephobia ... fear of beautiful women..
If Sir Isaac Newton had barophobia... fear of gravity..
If Dr. Phill had allodoxaphobia .. fear of opinions..
If Bill Gates had technophobia .. fear of technology..

 

The names of all these phobias were found from the website http://phobialist.com/ .. And if you have anymore you can think of, post them here too! :D